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The New Yankee LiveJournal
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...
account with Permanent package of service Created on 26 August 2000 (#12545) Last updated on 17 April 2019
Name:
Oliver Closeoff
Birthdate:
9 March 1970
Location:
Schools:
- Our Lady of Peace Elementary School - Kansas City, MO (1980 - 1984)
- O'Hara High School - Kansas City, MO (1984 - 1988)
- Truman State University - Kirksville, MO (1988 - 1993)
- University of Missouri Kansas City - Kansas City, MO (1989 - 1990)
- Longview Community College - Kansas City, MO (1990)
My random ramblings, such as they are....
Stop on by and give me a look. I like to talk about almost anything and everything....
Testimonials from those near and dear to me:
"50% snuggles, 50% vodka. 100% a life long friend. :)"
"Debauchery's the name, no pants is the game, to be bad it's where I go..."
"Ward is a great guy to have around"
"Ward is the kind of person who has the near-miraculous power of making you glad you got the hell out of bed on a Monday."
"Wards is a jack of all trades. He is witty, smart, thoughtful... Yet, he is silly and fun at the same time. He is also a very good friend who lends his ear, or eye, in times of hardship."
"Thong Thursdays, No Pants Fridays, Debauchery on the weekends, Loves Boobs, Love his family, Livejournal addict, Hard workin' all around fun loving guy! :)"
"better than chocolate while you're pmsing. seriously"
"Someone whom I'm glad to call my friend; thank you for being here for me"
"Ward bribed me to show him my boobs and I complied. AND I LET HIM KEEP THE MONEY. IT'S TRUE. And by bribed I mean begged me not to and by boobs I mean Pokemons. And by money I mean money shot! OHHH"
Stop on by and give me a look. I like to talk about almost anything and everything....
Testimonials from those near and dear to me:
"50% snuggles, 50% vodka. 100% a life long friend. :)"
"Debauchery's the name, no pants is the game, to be bad it's where I go..."
"Ward is a great guy to have around"
"Ward is the kind of person who has the near-miraculous power of making you glad you got the hell out of bed on a Monday."
"Wards is a jack of all trades. He is witty, smart, thoughtful... Yet, he is silly and fun at the same time. He is also a very good friend who lends his ear, or eye, in times of hardship."
"Thong Thursdays, No Pants Fridays, Debauchery on the weekends, Loves Boobs, Love his family, Livejournal addict, Hard workin' all around fun loving guy! :)"
"better than chocolate while you're pmsing. seriously"
"Someone whom I'm glad to call my friend; thank you for being here for me"
"Ward bribed me to show him my boobs and I complied. AND I LET HIM KEEP THE MONEY. IT'S TRUE. And by bribed I mean begged me not to and by boobs I mean Pokemons. And by money I mean money shot! OHHH"
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